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[usedconfusion]

Ah man...I just realized Hanukkah's comin' up. If I move on from Cherrygrove now I'm probably gonna miss like half of it. On the flipside, there's absolutely nothin' to do here.

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[friendyousohard]

I didn't know they called it that. [But she's starting to see why they do.]

Wait, wait a minute... these are religious holidays? Suddenly I'm not entirely certain I should be celebrating any of them.

[Seeing as how she, you know, worships a pagan deity who happens to be the most awesome horse ever. (Even more awesome than Sleipner!)]

[usedconfusion]

...Christmas sort of is and isn't? Some peoole celebrate the whole thing and some people just do the gift-giving, Santa Claus, peace on earth and goodwill towards man bits. Like, Kim's fam doesn't bring the religious parts into at all, which is why I'm cool with celebrating it with 'em.

[friendyousohard]

Well I can definitely agree with a day spent celebrating generosity, peace, and goodwill. As for Santa Claus, I'm not exactly familiar with human myths, but I've heard of more ridiculous things than an old man with flying reindeer who delivers presents to children. And encountered them, for that matter.

[usedconfusion]

Oh man, preachin' to the choir here. My life? Weird beyond all reason.

[friendyousohard]

Before or after you got brought to another world to train animals that can bend the very forces of nature to their will?

[usedconfusion]

Way-hey-hey before.

[friendyousohard]

Well now you've got me curious. What was your life like back in your own world?

[usedconfusion]

Well, just for starters, my girlfriend fights supervillains, I'm her sidekick, I'm the master of mystical monkey kung-fu because of a bunch of magic monkey statues, and my little sister is a super-ninja baby.

[friendyousohard]

Impressive. I'm a magic user in training from the ruler of my kingdom, and my best friends are a hard-working farmgirl, the best fashionista I've ever seen, a timid animal-lover who can stare the most terrifying creatures into submission, a living incarnation of the terms "party" and "fun", and an athlete who can break the sound barrier.

[usedconfusion]

Neato.

Course, I guess I can't actually back up my ability to help kick villain-butt here. Can't imagine where there'd be crooks in the land of weirdly adorable animals.

[Ron still hasn't heard about Team Rocket, unfortunately]