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[usedconfusion]

Ah man...I just realized Hanukkah's comin' up. If I move on from Cherrygrove now I'm probably gonna miss like half of it. On the flipside, there's absolutely nothin' to do here.

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[friendyousohard]

Well now you've got me curious. What was your life like back in your own world?

[usedconfusion]

Well, just for starters, my girlfriend fights supervillains, I'm her sidekick, I'm the master of mystical monkey kung-fu because of a bunch of magic monkey statues, and my little sister is a super-ninja baby.

[friendyousohard]

Impressive. I'm a magic user in training from the ruler of my kingdom, and my best friends are a hard-working farmgirl, the best fashionista I've ever seen, a timid animal-lover who can stare the most terrifying creatures into submission, a living incarnation of the terms "party" and "fun", and an athlete who can break the sound barrier.

[usedconfusion]

Neato.

Course, I guess I can't actually back up my ability to help kick villain-butt here. Can't imagine where there'd be crooks in the land of weirdly adorable animals.

[Ron still hasn't heard about Team Rocket, unfortunately]