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[There is a blonde, freckled boy on the communicator, with a red mark on his face that makes it look like someone with small hands had recently smacked him]

Yeah, so, naked mole rat that’s been my badical buddy for years for a Chimchar that I’ve never met that just slapped me? Not exactly a one-to-one tradeoff.

[There’s the slightly irritated mutterings of a Chimchar off screen]

Yes I know I was freaking out, and I’m sure you’re a perfectly nice Chimchar, but Rufus is important to me.

[More irritated Chimchar noises]

It’s not that you’re not important too, it’s just that-I should probably stop before I completely devour my foot here, huh?

[An affirmative noise]

Okay, so...uh, hey. I'm Ron Stoppable. If anyone’s seen a badical, buttkicking, world-saving cheerleader or a naked mole rat, couldja tell me where they are? Kinda, y’know, superimportant I find ‘em and all